iamhiddlebatched:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

That looks like a Leviathan orange. 

iamhiddlebatched:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

That looks like a Leviathan orange. 

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

120,367 notes

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i have an electric personality because i am a shockingly horrible person

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idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

(Source: imnotsorrydamon)

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  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: --goes on tumblr--
  • me: --watches a movie--
  • me: --writes a novel--
  • me: --teaches myself sitar--
  • me: --climbs a mountain--
  • me: --backpacks through europe--
  • me: why am i not getting anything done

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oomshi:

I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”

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harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

image

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borlax:

Banana by the each

borlax:

Banana by the each

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