My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
That looks like a Leviathan orange.
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i have an electric personality because i am a shockingly horrible person
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
(Source: imnotsorrydamon)
- me: wow i have so much work to do
- me: --goes on tumblr--
- me: --watches a movie--
- me: --writes a novel--
- me: --teaches myself sitar--
- me: --climbs a mountain--
- me: --backpacks through europe--
- me: why am i not getting anything done
I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold




